Option 1: Oh yeah, I know.
Epel: I agree with Rook. After all, you’ve spent more time with Grim than anyone else on campus. You’re a package deal as a student. I hope you two are reunited soon.
Rook: Actually, was Grim taking good care of his claws before all this? The average domestic cat is around 50 centimeters long and even they need their nails regularly clipped. If not, they can grow so long they can hurt people by accident. And Grim is a 70 centimeter long direbeast. His claws will need even more looking after if he’s to live with humans.
Vil: Nail care is just as important for humans, you know. Letting your nails just grow without tending to them at all is unacceptable. It’s not just unfashionable; it’s unsanitary. Conversely, neat, clean nails give off a sense of refinement. You’d better make sure you tend to yours.
Option 2: He’s getting a THOROUGH claw trimming when we get back.
Epel: Heh, Ace and Deuce have told me what an endeavor that is. Grim really hates getting his claws trimmed, huh?
Vil: It’s one thing to have long nails as a fashion statement, but just letting them grow for no reason is tacky and unsanitary. Don’t forget to file and polish them after. Simply cutting them isn’t good enough. That applies to you too. Here’s a little fashion tip: nice nails can make all the difference in how refined and put together you look.
Option 1: I hope Grim’s okay…
Vil: I wouldn’t worry about him. He has a thick coat of fur. He’d probably fare better in the cold than us. And besides, you’re likely to scare Grim off with all that fretting. Start by standing up straight! We can’t have you all hunched over from the cold. Remember, you’re the prefect of Ramshackle Dorm. Comport yourself accordingly.
Option 2: I probably would’ve froze by now it nadn t borrowed one of your dorm uniforms.
Rook: Our uniforms aren’t just resistant to the cold. They’re also highly resistant to magic. If you weren’t wearing one, the blot would’ve affected you by now. And doesn’t it have a beautiful design? It looks most magnifique on you. Part of our uniform’s distinctive style is the hanging sleeves made with copious amounts of fabric. They flutter beautifully with every motion. With such voluminous sleeves, you would have no trouble warming a chilly friend. Don’t worry—we’ll find Grim. Let us have faith in that and press onward.
Option 1: Hey guys, we’re back!
Ace: DON’T “HEY GUYS” ME, YOU ABSOLUTE BLOCKHEAD.
Grim: OW! Why’d you smack me too?!
Ace: Shaddup! Be grateful I’m lettin’ you off easy!
Option 2: Are you two okay?
Deuce: Yeah, we’re all better now…but that’s beside the point! Never do that again!
Grim: OW! Why’d you smack me too?!
Deuce: Why? WHY?! Don’t give me that! You deserve that and way more!
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